Fashionista has an interesting article posted regarding the alleged trend of bloggers buying their own 'swag' in order to be considered VIP's (aka wtffff??)

Now, I have no doubt that there exists many a blogger that does do that. We are a largely enumerated and varied group and a lot of us are tiny little blogs trying to gain acclaim or in many cases, notoriety, through these blogs to try to equal that of a chosen (and lucky as HELL) few.

We've all heard that some bloggers are considered the new fashion editors. They sit f-row at the shows and get endorsement deals, collabs, and swag we could only dream of. However, we all know that this is a very limited little club that too many people want to be a part of.

If people that actually have followers and have gotten swag in the past engage in this action, they're clearly trying to ape the behavior of their most famous bretheren. It's a lie and a form of cheating, honestly. It would be as if I, with this tiny blog read only by myself and like spambots, were to post that I had gotten a load of Dior stuff for my awesome blogger prowess. It would be patently untrue and would just be an attempt at making myself look cool at MY OWN EXPENSE.

Now, I have nothing against looking cool, in fact I fucking love it but I would never buy stuff and claim it was given to me. It would imply that I had some sort of relationship with a company that knows nothing about me and that is just plainly bullshit. I don't like to insult myself this harshly and in unwarranted way but it's akin to a Kardassian claiming they're getting free swag from ze Karl himself. It would never happen and brains would explode if it did (logically because FUCK THAT) but that is the type of lie these bloggers are creating and perpetuating with this trend.

As I've clearly stated, I'd never engage in such behavior because I find it repugnant but I can see why some are drawn to this way of trying to create street cred.

No thanks, I'll create street cred the old fashioned way: puppy bowl coverage!!!! With a kitty halftime included of course. Why? Because thats just how I roll.

Rain delay lolll

Well, hello!!!

Please excuse the typos in this post as it is being 'transcribed' on my cell phone. My internet service zoinked out yesterday and so, I must post from my phone with just horrible autocorrect and a tendency to misspell every. Goddamn. Word.

There is some pretty cool stuff coming up:

A post 'exclusive interview' with the 'my cotton bunny' CEO and some posts about joys of buying stuff at sephora hahaha (ok the latter is pretty well known)

We'll see more about february's sub boxes and why Valentine's branded stuff can be the absolute worse or actually pretty awesome.

Allright so please pardon my web-less ass and i promise some cool stuff in the future including a couture round-up (oh yes not only elie saab or Dior but every awesome sparkly piece of omfg fantasy only a russian heiress would be able to afford that shit finery)

Peace in the middle east!!!!! *makes exaggerated peace sign whilst being a time traveler from the early 90's on a mission to bring back the awesomest shit*

Costume Love and English Manor Porn ;D

According to (my much cited) VOGUE UK, there is currently an exhibition in London at Ham House (loll the name does not do this place justice, see the pictures below so you know what I mean) of the costumes worn in 'Anna Karenina' (2012). Having only seen the trailer, I already know that the costumes and ambience are magnificent. Seeing as I completely adore films that offer the aforementioned, 'Anna' seems like exactly my type of film (and yes, for this specific type of film I will admit style over substance is allright with me). However, I did actually read the book so I might get angry when I do watch it (I always end up getting pissed at discrepancies) but for no, here are some great pics of the exhibition with some great pics of the house where they are ahem... housed (wink wink):

Already feeling the stylisation

Oh yeah that's a nice pianoforte

I would wear a gown and trample on that grass so hard ;) 

Photos/Credits: VOGUE UK

Sub Box Roundup

Well, bonjour bitches! 

Since we are at the very end of the month and nearing the very beginning of February, I've decided to list all of the subs that I currently sub to and their respective deets. As you can see, this isn't a comprehensive list because I don't really like to list companies that I know nothing about even though there are some that I might incorporate into the roundup like Pawalla and My Cotton Bunny because I will sub in the future or know enough about what they're doing to be able to legitimately recommend them. So, in short, the following list is simply for casual perusal, it isn't meant to be a comprehensive list and I know there are many many MANY more boxes out there but many are meant for other types of consumers like moms [speaking of moms, check out Mommy Splurge for all of your mom blog and sub box needs! Not like I'm pimping it for a friend or anything! ;D] and foodies but this just a list of the boxes I currently sub to/ know about/ like. Take it as you will universe. 

List of February's Boxes/ Sub boxes available: 

Sub: JULEP

Type: Nail Polish + Extras

Price: 19.99/ Monthly

Extras: Ability to skip the month, earn Jules for every month purchased, referrals to earn points.




Sub: Jewelmint

Type: Jewelry

Price: 1 Credit per month (29.99)

Extras: Ability to skip between 1-5th of the month, earn rewards points toward free item with every purchase.




Sub: BaubleBar

Type: Not a sub

Price: Jewelry at different price points.

Extras: Earn points for discounts on future purchases, referrals to earn more points.






Sub: GLOSSYBOX

Type: Makeup/Hair/Skin Care Sub Box

Price: $21.00/monthly

Extras: Earn 'glossydots' by taking monthly surveys to earn a free box.




Sub: Fancy Box

Type: Lifestyle variety sub box

Price: $45/ month

Extras: Earn money with friend referrals to use at fancy website.




Sub: Popsugar Must Have Box

Type: Lifestyle sub box (categories include: fashion, exercise, home, food, etc)

Price: $35.00/month (plus tax in CA)

Extras: Full size items instead of samples is the norm, boxes tend to have a monthly theme.




Sub: Birchbox

Type: Makeup/ skin care/ hair sample sub box

Price: $10.00/month

Extras: Earn 10 points for every feedback left for samples received. Also earn points with purchases. Every 100 points are worth $10 discount in birchbox online store.




Sub: Little Black Bag

Type: Bags, accessories, home (full size) monthly sub box.

Price: $29.95 or $49.95 for every 'bag' opened.

Extras: Ability to skip month between 1-5th of the month. Trade aspect where you can trade items in your bag for up to 7 days (for the 49.95 bag, I think it's 3 days for the 29.95 bag)






Sub: BarkBox

Type: Pet (Dogs only) Sub Box

Price: As low as $18 monthly but month to month can be up to $25/month

Extras: Comes with good coupons for products given, full size toys, option for big or small dog.

Awards Show Dresses aka Who Can Look the Gaudiest

As I don't really give a crap about awards shows, I haven't really acknowledged them here. However, I love clothes and most of the stars attending wear clothes, so I'm going to do a roundup of my favorite and most hated SAG awards choices for fun. Also, because being a catty bitch is fun. Sometimes. Ok, all the time.

The OMFG I LOVE IT List: 

Don't like her, love the b/w combo with red lips

I love shiny stuff and I love gold, enough said. 

Marion is perfection in Dior. I love it. 

The sweetheart neckline is so pretty

HE is so pretty ;D 

Navy blue trend, I like. 

Mermaid-y and so cute. 

Not everyone can pull off those sleeves. 

I HATE THE HAIR!!! But I always like her dresses. Not the best but good.

The OMFG WHY List: 

The bun is too big and the straps/bodice could be so much better. 

I actually like the dress/color but Nicole is sooo skinny and her hair looks stringy. 

I can see where Rose was going with this and it could've been fashion-y had it not gone into curtain territory. 

The color doesn't pop well enough on her and the napkin holder/belt is overkill. 

WTF is with that HAIR. Scary 80's at it's worst. 

Michelle Dockery looks like a goth princess and would look awesome on Halloween. Not really awards show style. 

The Huh?! List: 

The dress, while on trend seems very very hot. 

Overall, the navy trend is cute and some of the starlets pulled off some difficult styles but nothing wowed me and honestly, I'd much rather look at the couture creations released this past week than these very typical dresses. I know these women can't do much in terms of out there fashion but all of these dresses are kind of boring. Maybe their respective stylists (Rachel Zoe and co. ?) should stop mugging for their Bravo reality shows and get their clients some more interesting or at the very least, beautiful pieces. 

Yes, I'm being a total bitch but I swear that's not me at all. 

I'm an even BIGGER bitch.

Fashion (a good thing and an even better Bowie song)

As previously posted, one of my cousins is getting married in May. I'm on the bride's side which means I can actually give her some suggestions like directing her toward the awesome 100 Layer Cake, a beautiful wedding idea blog and such, and I get to do the best thing ever: fantasize about 3 days worth of new outfits and especially a new formal dress without any of the pressure she's currently going through (omfg just from her texts I can see that wedding admin is a horribly time consuming. No gracias mate!)

As always, there's a BIG problem. I love heels, have loads of pairs, the higher the better. However, I can't walk in them AT ALL. I'm almost 5'9 and everyone tells me I don't need the heels (whatevs it's prob cos they're shorter and think I'm a dick for wearing heels and thus STILL being taller even when they're wearing heels) but I like the heels.

Yet, I'm wondering (as this will be in/around a vineyard) if I shouldn't go the wedge/ or 3 inch heel route. The last couple of weddings, I've worn one 5"pair that almost killed me and at the other, some beautiful d'Orsay pumps with a covered stiletto heel that was dun dun dun about 5". I'm tired of loving the way they look while I'm sitting and wobbling around like a dumbass so I'm going to hunt for the perfect shoe. Must be formal, pretty, and awesome. Not a tall order at all lol.

The following are all from ASOS who apparently don't do a size 11 anymore and have now crushed my soul. But maybe?? There are, of course, a couple posted that are more of a NFW (no f-ing way) but just HAD to be posted:

Cute? Yes. Formal? No.

I just like these. I don't even care. 

Lolll. Yeah right. 

This is more what I'm thinking of. 

Cute? I'm 50/50 

These look like last season's Chanel. Love them, idgaf. 

Hmmm... Too basic.

So.... ASOS might be a bust right now. Time to check TOPSHOP... and report back with the results. As ever, 

I'm out like a trout! 

Oh where oh where could my glossy be....

Well, as of January 28th, I have no ETA on my Glossyboxes.

All subscribers were gifted 50 points for patience but so far, no dice. My purchases still say 'Payment Success' and I'm just going to stop thinking about it because it's driving me nuts!!!

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In other box news, my fancy box should be shipping any day now considering that we are clearly at the end of the month and a review will be posted right after I get it (whenever that is). Although, I have to add, I'm pretty ready to cancel due to two reasons:

1. My email asking about my box was never answered. Fancy peeps, even Glossybox with their terrible CS rep answer my emails if not in a timely fashion, in a actually answered fashion.

2. They apparently now have Ashton [Dickface] Kutcher (sp?) and the 'singer' Pink shilling their boxes and selling boxes with items 'specially' picked by them which really means said company is paying these 'stars' (a questionable nomenclature at best) to post their picture and add buzz or whatever. Everyone knows these dickhats are not picking the stuff put in the boxes themselves. More importantly, their choice of spokespeople doesn't really jibe with my sense of style. It seems like they want to be known as the box for d-bags who think they're cool but really aren't.

So, for the above reasons, unless the box is fucking magnificent in every way, I'll probably be canceling. At $38/month ($45+ for new subscribers), it is steep and if it doesn't wow, well it isn't worth it.

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Finally, in box news, Julep or one of my absolute favorite boxes is charging and shipping the february boxes already. I love how the box takes about 2 days to reach me and isn't re-routed to like Russia like crap-post does for every other sub box. I'll definitely post a fawning review of them later this week.

Mini Post

I love fashion magazines from all over the world and ELLE UK is no exception. Apparently, the March 2013 cover star is Victoria Beckham:

I actually like this cover (the colors, saturated perfection with neutral clothes!!!) and I might be one of the few that actually likes Posh so I'm down. I love that these magazines have more creative covers than those in the US and even sometimes put actual models on those covers (hear that US Vogue ?!!!! Putting say Julia Roberts on the cover 8x a year isn't innovative and isn't fashion!!!).

I'd never thought I'd say this but maybe Anna Wintour has lost her touch (maybe a long time ago). Her seemingly unending pandering to the famous and lack of new and crazy fashion on the pages of VOGUE is killing me. I'd much rather read the Paris edition even if Emmanuelle Alt is no is no Carine Roitfeld (bitch is cray but I still love her style).

More color, more fun, more new designers. Less aging starlets and more actual models. I don't think that's too much to ask, is it??

Formal Wearing Fun

I was just alerted to the fact that one of my many relations is getting married!!! As such, I shall totally use this to add images of awesomeness and fancy dresses. Since I HAVE to get a new one (I only have like one I'd consider and that one isn't even worth it), there may be a few posts dedicated to very fancy in the pantsy dresses.

Ok, now to do some yoga and process the fact that I need to find a beautiful perfect fantasy magical dress. Btw, this is a destination wedding at a vineyard, could it get any more fun? I think not.


Aaand later on: a post of butter london's Spring 13 range and why I obviously need every shade.

I'll Kill YOU DEAD!!!!

No joke NY Mag's The Cut posted this little gem of an article titled Women Will Buy Anything related to Jane Austen that goes on to associate Austen with Stephanie Meyer and 50 shades of shih tzu. I think the title to this post says it all. Are you fucking kidding me, The Cut? Seriously?

So, hey this blog was inspired by Steve Jobs. Therefore, and this is a logically foregone conclusion, we ALL know that Steve Jobs posthumously approves of this blog and sponsors it. Obviously because that's how motherfucking logic works on planet The Cut!

The asshat, I'm sorry, author, that wrote Twilight attempts to legitimize her steaming pile of perfection by name-checking Jane Austen (well she is pretty underground and not even Nietzsche fans know her name offhand, right? *sarcasm*) and that just invites a straight line of association. Over and done.

The writer of this post should be a goddamn lawyer with that line of reasoning. Or more likely, a douche who thinks it's cool to hate on stuff that could never be seen as cool unlike every new hipster band that makes me so angry quit singing like women and not bathing and being super skinny why are you doing this I used to love rock and you've ruined it!!!!!!!

Ok, that went a little off topic but my point is hopefully clear:

DON'T MESS WITH JANE AUSTEN !!!

Bitch was hardcore and had an incredibly difficult life. She even made cash money in a world where women couldn't or shouldn't. She helped her family. To me, those are all kick ass qualities and and fie to the motherfucker that says otherwise. 

BAD ASS BITCH

To go old school and I mean old school to Austen I'll end this post with this little variation of some very famous words: 

A pox on o'er the cut's houses. Keep talking shit about Austen and I'll make worm's meat out of YOU. 

My Cotton Bunny and why your Period is a natural part of Growing Up

Time to talk about My Cotton Bunny!!

Well, first of all, we know that this company is part of the new crop of sub boxes that we all know and love so well. Second, they're catching on to a very good sector if I do say so myself. Now, I'm not typically the type to care about having my productos sent because of shame. I have none haha. Nevertheless, there are a couple of new companies out there that seem interesting but the ones with the most buzz are My Cotton Bunny and Le Parcel. After reviewing MCB's info, I can say that there are some key differences between both companies and I'm guessing these could influence which company one might choose.

PS. I have to disclose that there is an alumni connection that may have made me prone to gushing. For this, I apologize ;)

The basics:

Website: My Cotton Bunny

Sub type: Monthly Box

Price: $13.75 per month (includes shipping)

What type of stuff do they send?

This sub box is of the menstrual variety ;) My Cotton Bunny promises the pads and tampons you need every month "paired with pampering goodies" according to the Press Release. There is a surprise element that seems very intriguing because the aforementioned pampering goodies are a surprise (redundant use of surprise? check!) and include gourmet chocolate bars and the promise of future surprises possibly including fudge, gourmet marshmallows, and headbands!!!! I will forever and ever LOVE headbands because Blair Waldorf [well, her style more than that whole sleeping with Dan aberration that I'll just ignore] is my spirit animal.

December's Cozy Box Surprises

December's box included a warm and cozy theme and more importantly, I'm hoping good or let's be honest, really really good chocolate was included. Oh god I need chocolate in my life right now. Seriously.

I love the theme idea because a good theme makes any sub box just that more exciting and creates great buzz (but please, no man repeller collabs mmmkay? Not until you guys can promise it'll be awesome AND sent on time) in the sub addict circles of the net (they exist!).


One of the things that caught my attention the most was the fact that My Cotton Bunny doesn't repackage the most important part of the box, the actual pads and tampons. Instead of sending you a box with the individual numbers thrown in there, they send you the opened box with the promise that these products are safe (weirdly enough, I like that) precisely because there's no chance they'll be different than those you could buy at your local target (but so much better because of the fun surprise, right??)

Finally, I like the almost feminist sounding (never a bad thing peeps*) fact that the boxes that My Cotton Bunny aren't sent in discrete packaging but with very cute decorative packaging that probably makes getting a box all the more fun. I love distinctive box packaging because just seeing them on my doorstep makes me excited. Also, I like pretty things. Sue me. I don't get why someone would really need to have discrete packaging for such a natural thing. Girls, it's not a sex toy and if you are the type to buy sex toys, you shouldn't care about discrete packaging either!! Be freaky and proud ;P

So, I would definitely give it a chance and try it out. It seems like something I could definitely get on board with. Especially if I got to try a box for free!!**

Next time on the Menstruation Box Diaries (my new pitch for an HBO show, obvs):

Le Parcel ! Who are they? What do they offer? Are they as cool as My Cotton Bunny seems to be?? Why haven't they gotten back to me??? Whyyyy? Did I say something wrong? I can change Le Parcel!!! I really can!!!!


*I love that idea but it's not substantiated. This is purely my conjecture and My Cotton Bunny has never stated anything regarding feminism. I know that some people are reticent to be associated with the word since it has gained some unfortunate and untrue connotations and associations and I mean no harm.

**That is just me trying to get free stuff because that's how I (t)rollolol. No compensation was given for this review and I would totally disclose otherwise.

Tiny digestible chunks of info

Well, according to VOGUE UK, the british teen vogue outpost will be called Miss Vogue. They only refer to a youthful bent so I don't know what their target reader will be (maybe between seventeen and COMPANY) but color me interested ;)

Aaaaand *exciting music crescendo* the 1st period box post is coming! My Cotton Bunny got back to me today and I had some very cool info from the very cool CEO (who is also a fellow alumna of my beloved alma mater) so they're getting the first crack and I have to admit, I might be a tiny bit biased because of the aforementioned connection.

Now, to infinity and beyond! (Awww yeah bringing in some Buzz Lightyear for your enjoyment)

ps. Disney references might... OK, WILL abound on this bitty blog because I love love love Disneyland!!!! and even used to be an annual passholder. Unfortunately, the last time I got to visit that which is dubbed the awesomest (heehee) place on earth, I puked outside LaBrea Bakery in Downtown Disney. Worst part was me screaming "I'M GONNA PUKE!!!!!!!" whilst crying right before I did. I'm not a good puker and it is one of my most hated things in the world so there's that justification ;)

A Note Regarding Sub Boxes

While one of my main goals is to review (mainly girly) sub boxes, I'll also be reviewing pet based sub boxes because, well, I love dogs and cats. I have 3 and 2 respectively. Yes, I'm a fashion addicted, sub box hoarding, former Neuroscience student and academic researcher who loves animals!! So, yes I'll try to review a variety of boxes and give them a fair and unbiased opinion but here's the stickler:

I WILL NEVER REVIEW SHAM BOXES!

I tend to research the companies I'm associated with (as a client, etc.) and MakeupTalk is a great place to find out whether a sub box has any weird issues you should be on the lookout for. Also, please don't trust so-called 'companies' that only operate from a facebook page or some weird 90's looking site or if their owner/proprietor spins out stories to garner pity instead of facing issues head-on. Furthermore,

DON'T BUY KNOCK-OFFS!!

Some 'companies' claim to send out full-size Chanel, Dior, Givenchy, etc. for, say, $30/month. THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN. First of all, none of these companies would ever willingly associate with some little company run out of someone's basement and most IMPORTANTLY: it would be economically unfeasible to ever get multiple full size luxury items sold in a box for that amount! You're not getting a bargain, you're getting fleeced! These are people that buy ebay lots from typically overseas manufacturers (especially China) of knock off cosmetics. They're made with undisclosed ingredients and can not only be horrible to use, they can physically harm you.

So, to anyone who stumbles upon this blog, please research the box you want to subscribe to and remember these adages that continue to be oh so very true:

If it's too good to be true, it usually is.

Common sense isn't so common.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

They're all commonly heard and cliché but they continue to be true. It isn't hard to make sure the people you're giving your hard earned cash are legit (too legit to quit would be the best level of legit jsyk).

I might mainly review those that are considered 'big boxes' but this is because I'd rather take a chance on companies with some sort of established history and customer base than some creeper's facebook page that tries to squeeze cash out of unsuspecting women.


Please, ladies of the world, be aware of what you're getting yourselves into (this is also true in fucking everything!) and you have to know if you want to be all fancy n' shit (like I obviously am), then you can't cheat at it by getting crappy knockoffs, either save and buy the good stuff or find good budget dupes until you can. Don't be that loser that thinks she's got it going on but that every other girl knows she's wearing fashion bug (do they still exist?) level clothing while having an attitude.


All right. PSA out. Time to get down and get freaky and maybe take fatbot to Tijuana to get laid (if no one gets this, my soul will shed a tiny little tear of sadness).

Breaking News

According to refinery29 from whence this info came, teen vogue is opening a British outpost!

As a 20something that still secretly reads it (that's what my ipad is for! that and other stuff but never ever reading trashy shit like 50 shades of turds [light brown to deep brown?]) because of the relatively more affordable pieces afforded (redundancy or alliteration?) than what one finds in it's big sister (or crazy super wealthy aunt like whats her name in Great Expectations? I'm guessing regular VOGUE would be all over her style haha), a british version is bound to be as fun because of the London fashion scene. I've been fortunate to see fashion in the UK and yes some of it tends to be more free and out there than what we get in the US. I love European  and UK fashion precisely because it's more "out there" and innovative. So, as long as I can find out a way to read it, I'm (very secretly) totally into it.

Quarks + Where art thou, my glossybox?!?

Alas, this post isn't about physics but about the galactic (universal?) print that is so in right now. I remember the Mulleavy sisters designed some Neiman Marcus/Target collab stuff that had that sort of print and I'm dtb (down to buy) any top with that sort of print (did Mary Katrantzou do one too? I can't remember).


I've decided to space out the Couture show posts because I doubt that anyone who might stumble upon this blog wants to scroll through zillions of pictures so I'm going to try to keep it light with some random thoughts/such:

All Saints- my most current purse is from them (I think it's called the bolshevik, I also bought the clutch and an ice wallet because I loved it that much and this is before they went on sale and I was heartbroken at dropping more cash than I had to though there is a satisfaction of having it during it's intended season instead of having to buy something on sale after the season has ended and new stuff is out).
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I'm still STILL waiting for any info regarding my Glossybox 'man repeller' boxes. I was so excited for these that I bought 2 extras (for gifting... maybe) in addition to my regular monthly sub. Yet, we are at January 25th and no shipping info or even knowledge of when my boxes will be shipped.

I'm chalking this up to a couple of things: 1. These boxes were bound to be VERY popular and Glossybox clearly oversold them. While I understand the lure of getting as many new subscribers and extra gift boxes in the mix (so much $$$$), it doesn't make sense for the future of the company to keep selling boxes just to get cash when they can't meet the demand as fast as they're getting money. I'm guessing Glossybox's CEO and crones made a fucking killing with this box and I wouldn't be surprised if they sold to a larger conglomerate soon or kept collabs with bloggers and other companies coming. There has already been a Refinery29 collab and yesterday, a Daily Candy LE Glossybox that has been intermittently sold out since being released a couple of days ago (at last check 2 seconds ago, it's still sold out again).

Now these collaboration boxes aren't usually part of the month to month subs. They tend to be in the $50-60 range and have all full sizes but they're first come, first serve and not included in the regular $21/mo subs. A lot of people get mad at this but it makes sense because they're running a business and boxes (whenever they finally ever ship my godddddd) tend to be great and always include something fullsize.

However, these collaborations are more limited. When you have a really popular blogger like the man repeller , who has gotten play on every media outlet including tv and magazines and simply her eponymous web presence, well you'll get a lot of interest. Pair that with a box that isn't seemingly limited in number, is promised to anyone who signs up in the whole of January (as of now, they're still promising it as first box in the sub to those who sign up) and the availability of gift boxes that can be purchased by regular subscribers, what do you get? A giant clusterfuck!

Glossybox needs to get their shit in order and start by sending out (maybe in waves), the regular sub boxes, then the gift boxes purchased by those regular subscribers, and then the new subscribers and be clear to people about this. With very few days left in the month and vague promises to have the boxes all shipped out by tomorrow, we can only hope that we can get them before we get charged for february.

Unfortunately, they have the upper hand right now. They have my money and something I really really want. Hopefully, they send me what I want soon and that way I'll keep giving them money. If not, I'll be one very miffed blogger.

Peace out like a trout bitches.

Elie Saab aka Sparkles!!

Now here are some faves from Elie Saab, while VOGUE UK mentions ' more than a passing nod to Valentino', I feel that the looks all have that distinct Elie Saab look with very classic silhouettes and so much dimensional texture that you can just imagine the tactile pleasure you'd feel to touch that amazing fabric. Here are my favorites (this may be a verrrrry long post) and while I picked mainly lighter colors, there are some amazing red and black pieces but these look so Spring that I couldn't help myself:

This has a passing similarity to Blair's wedding dress,  same designer and all ;)

love. 

fairy tale fashion epitomized

the right woman could wear this even in daylight

Jake the dog and Finn the Human!!

I've had yet another weird day so posts were scarce (or nonexistent) but since all this month's subs have been sent out,  I've decided to concentrate on february's boxes (amongst other things). Today was the last day in Julep's selection window so I might do a review of the feb box pretty soon.....

Ok, now some good shit:

Spring '13 Couture shows!!! The dresses!!! The Textures!!! The never ever ever being able to afford one of these ever!!!! I love them despite the that fact so let's see some of the good ones! All of the pics have been "supplied" by VOGUE UK (my favorite magazine when I used to buy it at newstands in London.. oh memories!)

Let's start with Valentino!

Fascinating Print

Drama bomb!! 

Ethereal as fack

texture!

Trendies color for S/S 13

Total Wedding Gown Potential

I could see some 'skinny bitch' actress in this this :) 

Ugh I love it

Harkening back to some awesomeness

love the sheer

fascinating 

A more subdued version of the above 

flowers in a way that doesn't make me go ick

Next post will be Elie Saab. I'll get around to some actually budget friendly looks pretty soon and some makeup that we NEED this spring. Plus, I didn't forget about the period sub boxes, I'm just trying to hunt down more info oh yeahhhh